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You’re a Miracle

This is just in case you need it… Whenever you need it…

If you ever think this;

No…. Because I’m meant to be here… Just like you are.

I know we all go through existential crisis on a regular basis. I know we want the planet to stop so we can get the fuck off because just WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?!

A Cheeto reject with a bad patch of camel hair on his head who couldn’t run a business without going bankrupt and ran away from serving in the forces for some ridiculous bullshit reason is president of the USA and thinks healthcare is only a privilege for the rich not a basic right for everyone. Is more worried about sorting people into which bathroom to use by what’s between their legs than stopping children who just want an education from being shot while reading their study books.

The UK is being run by morons who seem to think cutting everyone’s money while raising their own is the way to go (yeah, good one..) while systematically making sure getting the health care and emergency services we need is harder than ever before. Blames the disabled and decrepit for being lazy and not working harder… Or working at all but barely pulls a five hour day themselves and even that is behind a desk. Would happily spend £400 pp on breakfast or lunch but chastises those on a low income for treating themselves to a fucking Starbucks coffee….

And that’s just two countries on this blue marble floating in the infinite.

…. But I also know just how many of these reblogs (on original tumblr post) won’t be ironic, won’t be for laughs, won’t just be a “lol me” or “same”… They’ll be genuine; they’ll be people wishing they weren’t here and never existed because they believe life would be better without them.

I’M GLAD YOU EXIST.

You are here for a reason and it’s totally 100% okay to not know what that reason is. Just trust that the universe needs you to be here right now… The universe wanted you to be created and that’s why you’re here.

The universe believes in you! I promise!

I believe in you.

I know I’m just some random person on the internet and this all means jack shit to you; but I still believe in you and I always will.

You deserve to be believed in!

You’re amazing!! You’re not perfect and that’s fine because nobody is. You’re YOU and that’s enough… Nobody else could ever be you – how amazing is that?! Nobody can ever replace you either.

Nobody could ever take your place in the universe, on the planet, in this life, right now, ever…Because its shape fits only you. If you weren’t here and never existed there would be a weird blank spot. The universe would keep trying until it helped create you.

Life isn’t easy and it’s not fair and that fucking sucks!! But the fact that you’re here right now, on this planet in this universe at this time is a fucking miracle! Do you know the odds of a sperm and ovum making YOU? Fucking billions-to-one!

I don’t know if you believe in miracles…. So just go look in the mirror cuz there’s your amazing face…

Believe in miracles and you believe in yourself!!

Things will fall into place. Honest.

An Epiphatree! (I forgive you, you’re still a bastard though.)

Yes… That is a Simpsons Movie reference – because it felt right!

You ever have those moments where you read something and go through a thought process and –BAM– shit hits you like a truck?

Yeah, well I just had one of those moments at 2am while scrolling tumblr because I still can’t sleep at night (that is a WHOLE OTHER BLOG for the future. Not now.)

Continue reading An Epiphatree! (I forgive you, you’re still a bastard though.)

Problematic Fave & Their Fan-Base

I want to preface this blog post with some notes.

  • I won’t be naming names.  If you read this and know exactly who I’m referencing, I politely ask you don’t comment/tweet with their name.
  • I had receipts on my browser and now I have to re-find them because everything crashed and I had to restore the factory settings – as I find them again, I will add them.
  • When I refer to this person’s fandom; I mean it as a generalisation and not a “everyone in the fandom is like this!”  I have friends in the fandom and they’ve been great with explaining certain things and even greater and understanding the POV from others.
  • This YT-er’s fan base is quite young; MOSTLY early to mid teens.  This is important to remember.
  • I DO NOT, under ANY circumstances, believe that this YT-er is a paedophile. I AM NOT accusing them of that offence.

Read on after the jump for more.

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An Apology to #MattLucas

Dear Mr. M. Lucas,

This is long overdue and has been playing on my mind a lot recently. I made similar posts on former blogs before now, hoping you'd see them… and now I hope you haven't because I distinctly remember trying to justify myself.

There is no justification for the disgraceful and heartless "joke" I reposted on Twitter many years ago about yourself and your late husband.

For the longest time I would shrug it off by saying I didn't ever think you would see it, didn't know it was the real you replying and some other ridiculous excuses to make myself feel better.
The truth is none of that matters or makes it better and I should never have posted it in the first place. I was cocky, idiotic and cold hearted…. please know, I am no longer that person. I now take issues such as depression, self harm and suicide very seriously and know they are never a joke and shouldn't ever be any form of entertainment. I should have known back then and obviously I didn't.

I made an insurmountable mistake and royally fucked up and I cannot begin to imagine the hurt seeing that tweet caused you. With everything within me, I apologise unreservedly.

I hope you do see this and please know, that this mistake has not & will not be repeated. Ever.

I'm not looking for forgiveness; only for you to know that I want to be as far away as possible from the person I was back then. I have grown and matured through experiences I wouldn't ever wish on anyone, and I am ashamed of myself for what I posted.

I am so very sorry.

Yours Sincerely
Miss K.P. Hall. (Twitter: @KatVonHall )

Note: I can't remember the Twitter name I was using back then. I do know I deleted the account when I started a new one.

SUN SEX & SUSPICIOUS PARENTS – HAVE YOU BEEN ON THE SHOW?! 


I can’t say too much right now as i’m still working this out…. 

I’m putting out feelers to anyone who has been on Sun, Sex and Suspicious Parents (either the teens or the parents) and any parents who would consider the show or doing something similar to the show, but in private.
1) All details provided by you will be kept completely confidential.  I will change names without issue or completely omit names if you so wish.

2) I’m looking for both the good outcomes and the bad. I’d like a wide range of experiences if at all possible to put forward with my own thoughts.

3) THIS IS UNPAID.  I’m sorry, I simply cannot afford to pay you for your experiences. I am a small blog only.

If you’re intrigued and interested in helping me out with this piece please email me at katvonhallblog@gmail.com with the subject “SS&SP Blog”.

As yet, there is no deadline. 

Thank you in advance.

That’s NOT how a Vagina works…

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So I had to take deep breaths after seeing a recent meme on Facebook.  By now I’m pretty sure most people (unless you’re very lucky) have seen the meme with a guy throwing a hot dog (or about too) through an open door, pasted over a woman with her legs spread… (I’ll put it after the cut….)

Note; for the sake of this blog when I say “Women” I am referring to women born genetically female with a vagina. 

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How do I get followers?

I had the pleasure of meeting a lovely gentleman by the pen name of Serenity Crane; a steampunk author with an air of eccentricity around him.  During our conversation we got onto the subject of twitter/instagram/facebook followers and how to get more.  This has posed an interesting question for me that has been buzzing around in my brain since I met Mr Crane on Friday.

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So….how do you get more followers and more interest in your business or brand…. let’s face it we are our own brand.

Continue reading How do I get followers?